New Release + Review: I Bite She Sucks by Penelope Bloom


 Release Date: April 19




I threw a paper airplane love note from my window. 



First mistake.

I aimed it at a gorgeous stranger and put my address on it. 


Second mistake.

Yep. You guessed it. I missed and hit a werewolf instead.


Best thing that ever happened to me?




Next thing I knew, a large angrily attractive werewolf man was trying to get in my apartment. I introduced him to my baseball bat and figured that was the end of things. 


Or not.


Because my well-meaning sister became a vampire to cure my immune disorder. Long story. In the process, she got a deadly team of fang bangers to hunt us for breaking their rules. Longer story. A+ for good intentions and a D- for execution, if you ask me.


Re-enter Mr. Grumpy and Growly werewolf. He’s going to be my bodyguard slash kidnapper, whether I like it or not. Apparently, he’s the only thing standing between me and certain death. Swoon, right?


Of course he hates all things vampire. A.K.A. he will take me from undead to dead-dead if he figures out what I’m becoming. 


Thankfully, he has completely underestimated my ability to woo him with my adorable innocence, cheery disposition, and extreme powers of modesty. 


As long as the feelings stay one-sided, I’ll be fine. Because giving your heart to a guy who is probably going to try to murder you is a recipe for disaster. And come on. When was the last time I made a catastrophic, life-threatening mistake?


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3 stars HeatherOk I am going with a strong 3 stars from me.
There was just something that felt off for me in this book. It started out kinda slow for me, but it eventually the pace picked up. Without giving anything away once everything came together the story flowed really well. I enjoyed watching the hero Riggs coming to terms with a few things and how the heroine Sylvia showed him a different way with things.
It may seem like I didn’t enjoy this story but I did. Like I stated earlier it just fell short for me and I felt like it was missing something. Now Do not let this deter you from reading this. Just because it was not for me does not mean it is not for you!

3 stars Ari
I BITE, SHE SUCKS was a cute take on a paranormal romance with a good helping of steam because this is a Penelope Bloom romance. I found the story dragged a bit for the first part of the book, but picked up paced the second half and that was when I really enjoyed Sylvie and Riggs’ story. I liked them as a couple and totally and thought Riggs was a total sweetie. I found myself chuckling at some of the funnier bits and liked the smexy parts, but I just couldn’t quite love this and I suspect it was the pacing being off a little for me. Still a good, fun read. 3.5 stars.


Meet Penelope Bloom



I’m a USA Today Bestselling Author and have written nearly a dozen top 50 amazon bestsellers, including four books that have hit the top 10! 

Despite all that, I’m still a nervous wreck before I release every new book and I still feel like I have so much more to learn about writing and publishing than I can even wrap my head around. 


I’m just beyond honored and humbled that so many readers have embraced me and found enjoyment in my words, because I can’t think of any better opportunity than this. 


When I’m not writing and stressing about what I’m going to write, I’m trying to wrangle my two little girls who are 2 and a half and 1 and a half. When I’m not wrangling them, I’m trying to keep my husband in line. 




Writing and helping run the family aren’t easy, but I’d never trade it for anything!



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