New Release + Review: Hosed by Pippa Grant & Lili Valente



Title: Hosed
Authors: Pippa Grant & Lili Valente
Genre: Contemporary Romance/Romantic Comedy

 Release Date: January 15, 2019



The world’s sexiest firefighter is about to get a
second chance with the virgin next door…
He’s bossy, arrogant, and so ridiculously hot he should come
with a warning label and a pair of flame retardant coveralls.
He’s also the boy who broke my heart when we were in high
I want to move in next door to Ryan O’Dell the way I want to
be the virgin gamer geek suddenly in charge of running my sister’s sex toy
factory. Too bad both are written in my stars.
Yeah, I’m the world’s oldest virgin code-writing nerd. 
And he’s the world’s hottest firefighter. 
And even though he intimidates the heck out of me, I can’t
seem to control my libido when he’s around.
Where is my dignity? My self-respect? My panties?
Seriously…. Have you seen them? Anyone?
Maybe they’re hiding in his bedroom. With my heart.
Yeah, I know. I’m hosed.  
So hosed.
Hosed is a steamy, fun romantic comedy between a
firefighter and the virgin nerd next door, complete with a pet raccoon,
scandalous gossip, and dildo football. (No, really.) This romance has no
cheating or cliffhangers, and ends with a banging hot happily ever after.


Julia’s 🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩 hat review:
Hosed reminds me of every single thing I love about romantic comedy. Laugh out loud comedy, sweet as sugar romance, spicy love, and so many swoon worthy moments! Cassie is taking care of her sister’s sex toy factory in the town she grew up in and left. While dealing with a fire she runs into her old high school crush Ryan. Both are pretty much instantly drawn to each other. Between sex toys used as a football, a cute fluffy raccoon, and scorching kisses we are taken on a hilarious ride that I didn’t want to end.

Cassie is so shy around things of the sexual variety and it makes her so endearing. She’s so real in what embarrasses her and what empowers her that I loved her from the start. She’s pretty strong even when she feels she isn’t. Ryan is the hero and the town sweetheart. Fighting fires and taking care of his town is what he loves doing. Add in his adorable raccoon and he is pretty much perfect. The way he loves Cassie is special and I love that he doesn’t try to hide his feelings. These two together are special and so hilariously entertaining!

Pippa Grant and Lili Valente knocked Hosed out of the park. They created a special town with amazing people and I really want to see more of them! This is a town I want to take a trip to again and again!



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Pippa Grant
Pippa Grant is a stay-at-home mom and housewife who loves to
escape into sexy, funny stories way more than she likes perpetually cleaning
toothpaste out of sinks and off toilet handles. When she’s not reading,
writing, sleeping, or trying to prepare her adorable demon spawn to be
productive members of society, she’s fantasizing about chocolate chip cookies.

Lili Valente
Lili Valente has slept under the stars in Greece, eaten
dinner at midnight with French men who couldn’t be trusted to keep their mouths
on their food, and walked alone through Munich’s red light district after dark
and lived to tell the tale. 
These days you can find her writing in a tent beside the sea, drinking coconut
water and thinking delightfully dirty thoughts.




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