Blog Tour: Not So Wicked by Billie Dale

Title: Not So Wicked: A Fairytale Fantasy
Author: Billie Dale
Genre: Fairytale Romantic Comedy
Release Date: July 19, 2018
Cover Design: Ginger (ginger@hiddengemsbooks.com)

“Billie Dale has found her calling! These hilarious fairytale retellings are the best ever!” ~ The Red Hatter Book Blog


“Wonderfully written Witty tale with lots of New Twists to Fairytales & Fantasies updating & Morphing CLASSICS for an adult audience…” ~ Amazon Review

My name’s Mallory F’Cent, and I’m always horny.
 
No, get your mind out of the gutter. Not THAT kind of horny. 
 
I’m talking about the horns on my head. It doesn’t matter how I try to disguise them with updo’s and headscarves; they’re two permanent, pointy reminders of my parentage – a feisty Fairy Godmother for a mom, and a towering ogre with poor impulse control for a dad.
 
I can’t help stand out even as I try desperately to blend in.
 
And now I’ve gone and turned into a Big Bad. 
 
My heart is in tatters, and I’ve turned the man I love from sexy stud into a sad sack.
 
And the worst part? 
 
Despite everything I’ve done to him, Stefan’s still willing to fight to find our Happy Ever After and he’s determined to prove there’s a halo held up by my horns!

 

Author’s Note: 
Not So Wicked is full length sexy fairytale. Ever wonder what would happen if Maleficent and Ursula were best friends? Find out with this romantic comedy stand-alone. 
 
*Each book in the Fairytale Fantasy series can be read by itself.
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Julia’s 🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩 hat review:
Billie Dale has found her calling! These hilarious fairytale retellings are the best ever! I laughed so hard at some of these shenanigans, I also love how she breaks the barriers of the good/evil characters that we’ve all loved and hated. When you think of the Disney Malnificent you think cold, evil, powerful, heartless. With Not So Wicked we get a different view of her and I love it! Mal is sweet, shy, and has a crazy mom. Her mom is literally batshit. Then you have her best friend, Letty, who is confident, sassy, and a tad crazy. Mal seems to get overshadowed by these two, but she prefers that. Mal’s self image is destroyed because of her horns, she thinks she’s nothing to write home about. Then comes the sexy alluring Stefan. He sees her for the amazingly beautiful woman she is and doesn’t want to change her a bit. After a few hilarious mishaps, they start a sexy new romance that hides a few secrets.

I’m so in love with these fairytale books! Billie Dale has turned my childhood obsession into a sexy and steamy adult obsession. Not So Wicked is raunchy, funny, sexy, with some sweetness thrown in. I really can’t wait to see more of these!

He leans toward me, his lips at my ear, “I love you. Always,” he whispers, the words vibrating from my eardrum to my chest where a hopeful heat kills me even more.


“Y-y-you need to move on,” again the words filling my mouth with bile, but I keep it hidden.


“As you wish,” he responds turning away from me.


Reaching out I grip his hand, reveling in the familiar electric current from his touch.
“Did you just Pretty in Pink and The Princess Bride me?” I ask realizing where I’d heard the words he spoke.


A small tug pulls up one side of his mouth, “I did. I’m going now to grab my old boom box to hold up outside your house while screaming ‘nobody puts Mal in a corner’ and leaning against a red Porsche across the road so when the cars clear you’ll see me standing there.”


My mouth gapes open. He’s prepared to act out every eighties movie I love. I’m stunned, my mind racing, he pushes me back into the house. His hands on my hips bleeding fire through my shirt.


“I can’t sleep, I can’t eat. Hell, breathing hurts, Mallory. I. Love. You. There never will be another woman for me,” he aligns his forehead with mine, “We can make this work. We have to cause I will not survive another day without you in it.”
Billie Dale lives in no-where middle earth. Lost in a small village in the Midwest with four kids, three animals and an amazing, word inspiring book boyfriend worthy husband.


A blogger by nature and a writer because she got tired of arguing with the voices in her head. She loves and lives the words on the page, whether writing them or reading them her life is consumed by the worlds her head creates.

Her greatest wish is that readers will fall in love with her words as much as she loves writing them and as much as she loves reading others. She loves to create new worlds to explore and loves to write words that will take root in you soul.

Paranormal, New Adult, Romantic Comedy, Contemporary — there is not one box she fits in. She’s a rebel in the author world who writes what her head tells her even it jumps from genre to genre.

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