Title: Never After: A Fairytale Inspired Romantic Comedy
Author: Billie Dale
Genre: Romantic Comedy/Fantasy Fairytale Novella
Release Date: April 6, 2018
Boy, was I ever wrong.
Now my would-be Prince Charming is doing a stint behind bars, and my two kids and I are back in the one place I never wanted to see again – the home of my witchy, poisoned-apple-giving Wicked Stepmother.
A loveless home is no place to raise your kids and playing cleaning lady to the seven messiest brothers in history isn’t going to cut it.
Elsabeth Delle bursts into my life like a winter storm – with an idea that might get both of us damsels out of our distress.
It starts with a bed, a webcam, and whichever Internet strangers are willing to offer up their golden coins.
What could go wrong?
As it turns out, it’s not a what. It’s a who.
He seems almost too good to be true – all radiant green eyes, perfect scruff and a body that’s just made for sin. He’s definitely the fairest of them all…. But I’ve got to figure out if this handsome hunk is my Knight in Shining Armor, or the Big Bad Wolf in sheep’s clothing; ready to eat me all up (and not in the good way.)
Or, as I’m starting to suspect, maybe he’s a bit of both…
Never After is a Snow White-inspired, curse-word infused bedtime story for adults only – exploring what happens when your fairytale “happy ending” is actually just the beginning…
Julia’s 🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩 hat review:
Never After is one of the cutest, funniest, original fairytale retellings I’ve ever read! The way Billie Dale seamlessly incorporated modern real life to fairytales has me begging for more! After learning her prince was really a con man, Snowy takes to doing whatever she can to make money and help her two kids. After meeting Elsa, Snowy and her decide on a plan and all it involves is a mask, a video camera, and some moans.
I laughed so hard throughout this novella. For the first time ever I wish it was more than a novella. Not because it feels unfinished, but because I honestly wanted more from this world. I enjoyed everything from the crazy schemes, to the crazy animals, to the romance blooming from Royal and Snowy. Royal is amazing and sexy. He’s also very sweet to her kids and an all around great match to Snowy. If you are a fan of fairytales you HAVE to read this one! It’s one of the funniest I’ve read!
The Red Hatter Book Blog – “Never After is one of the cutest, funniest, original fairytale retellings I’ve ever read!”
Witchy Richey’s Booktastic Reviews – “A frolicking fun trip to happily ever after. I love the characters, tons of laughs and just an all around entertaining read!”
Ani – “Billie Dale sucked me straight into her modern day story with a magical twist.”
He’s so close his face blurs, he slips one hand up along my cheek easing me toward him. I have enough time to wet my dry lips before his mouth fuses with mine. Oh my God, he’s kissing me. His beard scrapes my skin, and his tongue caresses my lips before I let him inside. The tart taste of green grapes and sweet Moscato wine explode across my taste buds while our mouths tango with each other. My heart pounds in my chest, blood rushing through my ears and speeding through my veins, pooling in my core.
My vagina does a cheer, give me a ‘D’, give me an ‘I’, give me a ‘C’….you know where she’s going with this, right?
Billie Dale lives in no-where middle earth. Lost in a small village in the Midwest with four kids, three animals and an amazing, word inspiring book boyfriend worthy husband.
A blogger by nature and a writer because she got tired of arguing with the voices in her head. She loves and lives the words on the page, whether writing them or reading them her life is consumed by the worlds her head creates.
Her greatest wish is that readers will fall in love with her words as much as she loves writing them and as much as she loves reading others. She loves to create new worlds to explore and loves to write words that will take root in you soul.
Paranormal, New Adult, Romantic Comedy, Contemporary — there is not one box she fits in. She’s a rebel in the author world who writes what her head tells her even it jumps from genre to genre.
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